You asked for it! Another live show. This one, from OpenCamp in Dallas, Texas. OpenCamp is a tech conference that featured Open Source CMS platforms and New Media. This show happened at midnight Saturday from Idiot Mark’s hotel room. We had plenty of guests and a live audience watching the fun, things do get a bit out of control as usual. We have some old favorites of the show. The Wookiee from Austin joins the show to chat about stuff. Aaron Brazell joins the fun for some Ravens talk and some light hearted chortling. Fiend of the show, Devin Pike bags on the Cowboys offensive line. Plus, don’t miss a special appearance by “The Duke”. Don’t forget, Tequila makes babies.

Probably the best podcast episode in the history of idiots. Mark bitches about his lack of luck. We talk about the Cowboys and Chargers game. Marty B over-dances. Terrence Newman shows up for a pick. Phillip Rivers tackles church. We preview the cowboys and Texans matchup. Al Michaels and Chris Collingsworth dance around gambling. The Lingerie Football League has moved to MTV2. Antonio Cromartie tries to remember his kid’s names. OpenCamp preview.

The boys are getting amped up for the new season. They discuss the Cowboys vs Raiders snorefest. The game had many disappointments. Our Hot Debate: Is Martellus Bennett an ass? What happened to Marion Barber. What to do with Roy Williams. Preview of the San Diego game. Chris Mortensen’s unfortunate Nazi typo and Soundboard Survivor.

The three idiot amigos show up to talk some football, but we end up talking about Mel Gibson and Super Bowl Prostitutes, who knew? Idiot Mark, Idiot John and Serious Dave take the beer-fueled talk to another level, maybe eleven. So take a journey with the greatest living sports fan podcasters in the history of the Internet.

It is hot in the studio. Serious Dave joins us again. We talk about the loss of G-Dawg. John charges in quickly with his best joke. We discuss changing the name of the show to The Sports Queens. Idiot John talks about the Fourth of July gunfire. The show takes huge potshots at the Sports City of Houston. Dave makes up jokes in the parking lot. Idiot John picks on an 8 year old.

Dave drops the UFO bomb and Mark head explodes. Mark tells the story of his father’s UFO experience and how he tried to call down flying saucers when he was a kid. Michael Vick involved in the injury of a human? John continues to push for more Lingerie Football League. Three episodes in a row with Serious Dave, a trend?

Idiot Mark, Idiot John and Serious Dave talk sports. Little Danny Snyder wants his money back. Goodell hangs in the Madden Cruiser and wants a longer regular season. Jerry offers a $199 season pass. TO sued over a martini bar. Michael Vick was once again voted the most hated sports figure. The Tillman Story trailer pisses Dave off. Enjoy our folly!

A tribute to the great Jimmy Dean. Serious Dave joins us in the studio. We are attacked by the vuvuzela. Reggie Bush may have been professional longer than we thought and USC gets his hand slapped. We talk about the early days of the Dude Fantasy Football league, going into it’s 19th year. Vince Young is getting in trouble at strip clubs. Is the World Cup really boring. We then step into the the cowpie that is the Big 12 split-up.

This show is brought to you by beer. John shows us his tubesock. Mark gets rid of the buzz and John spills his beer in the studio. Tony Romo tries to qualify for the US Open. Reggie Wayne is holding out for mini-camp. TO thinks he is barred from the NFL. Maybe the Packers didn’t rape anyone. Daunte Culpepper and Dennis Green are Mountain Lions. Buc’s ownership is broke. John brings up soccer and his mancrush on Wayne Rooney. John’s Taliban theory rears its head.

Mark loves 80 year old women. Patrick Crayton is a little upset. Albert Haynesworth is being sued by a stripper. John drops the “run-flat condoms” line, so genius. Ochocinco is a good dude, or is he? Twitter fight! We beg for a new theme song. Thank goodness Mark has more underwear at home.

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We totally get into Fuck Shit Stack. (maybe too much) Why shit so crazy? Sportsline wants their money. Should our fantasy football leagues have moving teams? Mark switches places with Bill Parcells in his sitcom fantasy. Mark tells a horrible E.T. joke. Roger Staubach makes a Super Bowl claim. Texas Rangers sell the team. We talk about the Super Bowl ticket lottery.

Lawrence Taylor’s touching story. Never leave your monitor on. We talk about Mark teaching folks how to podcast. TO is still without a home, we talk about his future. Mark screws up the live stream. Tony Romo works with Dez Bryant. Should we trade Roy Williams for some magic beans? John brings up 7 year-old girls and then tries to implicate Mark. John then talks about under 16 year-old boys and Hooters chicks. Russell Crowe is angry! Again, bro.

Betty White doesn’t understand likes and pokes. LT has been suspended by the NFL. John like to ID hookers. John brings in Fun with Failure. John’s list of NFL player’s rap sheets are a fun way to celebrate, Fun with Failure.

John finds an unwelcome guest on his pop screen. Tasty Pukes on other shows. John admits to
drinking on Pigskin Radio. The Cowboys are Mark’s lucky charm. We listen to another sports radio show as they listen to Chris Cooley being pulled over by the cops. John keeps his beard another week. We talk about beardism. Dez Bryant takes number 88. Festooned. The Mavericks should have traded Dirk. Centaurs. Trade Tony Romo? No fear here. Beer in the studio?

We talk about the Cowboys effort in the NFL draft. A mention of John’s beard again. Keep the beer away from the mixer. We talk about the Cowboys’ support structure. We play with Dez Bryant’s name. Deion illegally touches Dez. Will Deion Sanders or Michael Irvin come on our show? Of course not! Tasty Logic goes puke crazy. We discuss our masonic audience.

We are back in the studio and a few days before the NFL draft or what we like to call it, the beginning of the NFL season! Terry Bradshaw decides to bring his one-man show to Vegas. John is called out by a Log Cabin Republican, finally. Primetime Neon Deion Sanders butchers the English language once again. It’s Pigskin Radio, you source for mediocre Dallas Cowboys coverage and over weak sports news.

Live from South by Southwest Interactive in Austin, Texas. What other way to celebrate the
biggest nerd party in the country than to have a live podcast from Austin. We return to
the Creekside Lounge for another live show, but this one has a twist. We start the show
out like usual, dumb guys talking sports. However our real goal is revealed. If you have
never heard the show before, this is not the episode to try out, this show is simply for
our enjoyment. Now get ready to strap in for more Marc Ashe than you can handle. BTW,
this show includes heavy doses of the Wookiee.

This week our heroes discuss our returning ground loop of our horrible equipment. We talk about our upcoming live show at SXSW. Jimmy’s “Extended” Johnson hawks a new penis pill. The show actually talks football and the latest free agent moves. We weave back in to needed equipment. Chad Ochocinco is the latest NFL victim on Dancing With the Stars. Mark will now watch DWTS! The boys bag on Dan Snyder again. The idiots talk Cowboys secondary and Tony Romo. Big Ben and Tiger Woods need to follow the game of Chuck Berry. The next SuperBowl will be in Dallas and will celebrate Idiot Mark’s birthday.

It is about time we did Episode 118, don’t you think? This week, the boys tackle some serious issues. Florida officials decide not to press charges in the Michael Irvin rape case, Mike is still pissed. Tim Tebow may actually be evil. ESPN suspends Tony the Troll. The NFL is talking about changing playoff overtime rules, the Brett Favre rule? Colts fans find conspiracy everywhere, did Peyton throw the SuperBowl? Pigskin Radio announces that we will do a show from this year’s SXSW Interactive in Austin.

Big news! Ladanian Tomlinson has been released by the San Diego Chargers. Should the Cowboys go after him? John releases his 10 worst haircuts in NFL history. We actually have a sponsor! Pigskin Radio may podcast from SXSW 2010, the sports geek will never be the same. Join us on our folly for some amazing thoughts and lack thereof.

This is the first episode of the fourth season of Pigskin Radio. Mark tells stories of going to the NBA All-Star Game with the Wookiee. The Wookiee takes a spill. Our nosebleed seats are basically watching television on the side of a mountain. Mark tells stories of the event and of the ridiculousness of the Dallas Cowboys Stadium. Our main man, Emmitt Smith gets into the NFL Hall of Fame. Mark then discusses his brush with 22.

It’s time for the Big Game. John and Mark record live from Lone Star Sports Bar and Grill in Richardson, Texas. Mark decides to pick up the tab and be the designated driver. John gets incredibly tanked as “his Saints” beat the Colts. We confuse bar patrons with our little show. Mark gets into a roadside fight with a truck full of Mexicans.

Troy Polamalu Groundhog Day

It’s Super Bowl week! John still thinks the Cowboys have a chance. New York Jets coach Rex Ryan flips the bird at an MMA match. Hershel Walker wins an MMA match. What’s with all the satanic clown ads? Will Dwight Freeney play in the big game? The Pro Bowl sucks, stop it already. The NFL owns “Who Dat”. The Zorn puppet is hired by the Ravens. The Buffalo Sabres have a brush with “Furries”.

Why can’t Prince write our theme song? This week we welcome Devin Pike from redcarpetcrash.com he helps steer the show of the tracks! Chan Gailey is going to coach the Bills, was he really that bad in Dallas? Childress blames the loss on Tahi. Cops taser Jets fan before the game. Burger King in Florida to offer beer. The beer can turns 75. Ruben Droughns is a great gardener. Here comes the Pro Bowl and nobody cares!

The Dallas Cowboys season is over, but not without a couple of idiots goofing about it. We ask the big questions here. Will Wade return? Will Jason Garrett? Will Roy Williams? Will Pigskin Radio? We discuss the Cowboys vs Vikings debacle. The Jets tell the Chargers to go home as well. The Saints give Kurt Warner and the Cardinals and early vacation. Peyton Manning shows while he is the best quarterback in the history of the game. Joe Namath’s daughter is busted for weed in her silver Mercedes. Texas Stadium will be imploded in April. Sean Payton wins coach of the year. Sick Eagles fans attack Pennsylvania woman with Tony Romo jersey. Join the idiots for football fun!

In Dallas, we have standards. They may be unrealistic. They may be unfair. But when you live here, or if you love the Cowboys like we do, it’s Championship or bust. Anything less is fail. A playoff win is no victory.

I’d better hear some anger from the leadership. Romo needs to show some postgame fire. His career will be compared to Danny White if things don’t change. Yeah this loss doesn’t make him a failure as a human, but as a Cowboy…as fans, we expect so much more.

This just will not do.

The reality of a Cowboys loss to the Vikings is a daunting one. Idiot John looks like he may have given up hope. Where is 7 interception Brett Favre when you need him?

Mark smells a blowout. I think we’re not in that bad of shape. Fourteen points is very manageable if this Cowboy offense can get its wheels back on.

Mark is wishing he had some D-cell batteries to throw their way. I’m screaming at every TV in the joint.

…and I’ve started posting from my phone. GO COWBOYS!

The Cowboys are winning playoff games and we are enjoying ourself. John wears his Demarcus Ware beard for good luck. This week we talk via Skype to Travis Rodgers from travisrodgersnow.com. Travis helps us sort out the NFL playoff picture with great takes! Andy Reid seems like he wants to keep the Donovan. Do the Cowboys have what it takes to keep going in the playoffs, we think so. However the most interesting story of the week, Tight End Vernon Davis loves the sport of curling and will be the honorary US captain of the US men’s curling team, WTF? I wonder if they can play or win with him.

We’re not at the Granada, Mark threw his back out. We did a show in the studio instead. We discuss Denver’s year. Dallas Cowboys have back to back shutouts, first time since 1950. John talks about his dad. We wave goodbye to the Zorn puppet. NFL commentators suck. Mark realizes that Combos are human kibble. Al Michaels doesn’t get Twitter. Tons of playoff back-to-back rematches. John pulls stats out of his ass. John’s new hero, Jason Witten. We talk about what happened in the fantasy football playoffs. We talk about the show merkin. We review some of John’s audio clips.

It’s the end of November, not much golf going on, but Tiger woulds gets putted by his lovely wife. The NFL Network has to appologize for its potty mouth. PETA wants Georgia to replace its bulldog with a robot. Vince Young high-fives a ref as he gets his football on by winning. He may longer have the football stupids. The Dallas Cowboys take out a turkey leg and beat the Oakland Raiders into a pulp with it. Call the show voicemail line at 214-71-SHOW-1 and let us know just how idiotic we are.

The Pigskin Radio Thanksgiving Spectacular!!!  Nick Folk is a very very bad kicker.  Ochocinco creates a condom mockup on Twitter, “Catch Everything YOUR Johnson Shoots!”  “Serious” Dave calls in to talk Cowboys and scolds us for swerving off topic.  The league wants TO souvenir jerseys!  Matt Stafford may be a stud.  NFL Superfan is now on Android.  The NFL also had an ACL Fest this week and is now limping.  Be sure to listen to a couple of idiots this week.

CBS Sports Football App for Android.  Yoda, lost his mine, he has.  Peyton should get the Offensive Coordinator’s money.  Ochocinco dips into his fine fund and costs him much more than a dollar.  Does Jay Culter really suck?  The Dallas Cowboys play the Green Bay Packers and make a big doodoo.  Search for Pigskin Radio on Facebook and become a fan or follow us on Twitter @pigskin.

Oh happy day, we beat the dreaded Eagles!  The Dallas Cowboys are now in first place in their division.  We talk about how happy the city was today.  Ken Whisenhunt didn’t let the Bears off the hook.  Ochocinco attempts to bribe a referee with a dollar bill.  Larry Johnson goes bye bye and Larry Fitzgerald bores Internet audiences.  Son of a bitches, I’ve Known.  Listen to a couple of football idiots talk football and life.

We discuss the many positives of the Cowboys and Seahawks battle.  Miles Austin continues to make me smile and they spread it around to 9 other catchers.  FX now has The League a fantasy football sitcom on basic cable.  Huzah!  Agassi loves meth and wears a wig!  The show is live every Monday night at 9PM CST (Cowboys Standard Time) over at http://live.pigskinradio.com.

Personal foul: administering the shocker, number 9 on the offense, 15-yard penalty, repeat third down.

I’m not sure if there will be casualties reported, but I think we just had a meltdown in Kansas City. That game had every indication that it would be one of the ugliest games since…well, since the end of last season.

If they would have somehow managed to blow this cupcake of an opponent, I would have gladly worn vintage KC/Dallas Texans jerseys for the rest of the season. From penalties (again) to turnovers (again) to dropped passes, poorly-thrown-passes, unseen open receivers, the list goes on.

So what exactly are the Cowboys’ strengths right now, really? By week five, one should be able to identify a team’s strengths, if they have any. (Which pretty much answers my question.)

Some thoughts from the game:

• Tashard Choice looks like the best RB until Barber can prove himself again. He’s got juice when he gets the ball. Marion runs like he’s still hurt.
• Patrick Crayton is not a legit #2 receiver. He has to catch the ball when it’s RIGHT THERE. Straight-up drops are unacceptable. As a starter, you’re worthless to the team if the QB doesn’t trust you…and defenses know that.
• Tony Romo still has accuracy issues. Perhaps the pressure of leading this Dallas Cowboys team is making him think just a bit too much after the snap. Whatever the reason, his timing is off, and it’s hurting the offense.
• Tackling KC players appeared to be much easier than bring down previous opponents. Hard to tell whether the Chiefs just suck that bad or the Cowboys made an effort to correct the lack of tackling problem.
• Before the season, if you told me that 5 weeks in, I’d be happy to trade Head Coaches with Denver I would have laughed…out loudly. Now I think Wade just needs to be cut, like a kicker who misses an extra point.

The Cowboys are 3-2, just like my fantasy team…and I have way more faith in my fantasy team at this point.

The Taloned One drains the life force from the Titans.

In a rare moment of fashion awareness, I noticed the colorful neck adornments of our NBC Sunday Night Football hosts, Chris “Skeksis” Collinsworth and his unfortunate counterpart Al Michaels. The Taloned One was sporting a Titans-themed blue tie, while the elder Al donned one in Steelers’ black and gold.

The result: not so good for our broadcast booth whipping boy. The Steelers won in OT, 13-10.

So do these guys always wear ties in the competing teams’ colors? Is there some correlation to the game’s outcome? Only time will tell, but for now, it’s Al Michaels bringing the good luck to Thursday Night’s NFL season-opening winner, the defending champs, the Pittsburgh Steelers.

The Chad Hennings episode. We talk with Devin Pike from Red Carpet Crash (http://redcarpetcrash.com) about the new film Big Fan (http://bigfanmovie.com) starring Patton Oswalt. Devin is a big football fan and sits in for the whole show. It’s fantasy draft weekend so expect plenty of stories from the fantasy football draft parties. Week 1 starts soon so we make our game picks and this year we pick against the current line. It’s time to get this season rolling. Be sure to infect your friends with Pigskin Radio.

NFL Players Mentor Troubled Detroit Lions

The Charles Haley and DeMarcus Ware episode, two great ninety-fours! Time to get on the Dallas Cowboys short bus with a couple of football idiots. We interview the guys from Fantasy Sports Trader an online fantasy player stock market. Our limited minds try to understand the concept and fail miserably. The NFL attempts to reign in social media during games. I review NFL 2010 for the iPhone. Idiot John gets ready for the big draft party at his house. Cowboy rookie injuries. Yes, I think we are all ready for some football.

We were so distracted, this episode was not named. This week we have an interview with a couple of players from the Dallas Desire of the Lingerie Football League. We talk to the beautiful ladies about playing tackle football with barely any clothes on. Jerry’s Tv is way too big. Ochocinco is now a kicker. The Jaguars might as well stay home. NFL vs. Tailgators. Fantasy Football Insurance is actually a reality. Oh, yeah, Michael Irvin will dance on TV. I wonder if Jerry will watch him on his big one.

Check out the Dallas Desire of the Lingerie Football League

It’s a hex from the ex! Semi-famous nookie girl Jessica Simpson has apparently turned to the Dark Side in an attempt to thwart Jedi Romo’s mojo. I suppose she Googled “how to make my ex-boyfriend eat a shit sandwich” and came up with this half-cocked plan.

Here’s the the original link from popcrunch.com.

It’s the Tony Tolbert episode. John’s Seesmic Desktop blows up. Tony Romo is hexed by Jessica Simpson. Starbury still #1 Internet Nutcase. We play Name That Cowboy and Idiot Mark pulls the Epic Fail. The fans give Braylon Edwards shit on Twitter. The Jets now want their players to tweet, the Jets get it.

This show remains nameless. Lendale White takes off the pounds with Tequila. We have a chat on the phone with Chad Dukes from the Lavar Arrington Show in DC. We talk Redskins and NFC East as well as the state of the NFL. Is Martellus Bennett or Chris Cooley the nutiest TE? Chad says Crumpler! Drew Brees deals with the death of his estranged mom. We also break down audio of Chris Collingsworth from the Hall of Fame Game.

Chad Dukes – The Fukerton – Lavar Arrington Show with Chad Dukes

The Jay Ratliff Episode – John clears his throat. Michael Vick is the devil. Marvin Harrison shot somebody and is a terrorist. Fantasy football rituals. Robert Brewster is already out for the season. Baltimore Ravens have wide receiver woes. Mr. Jimmy Smith goes to court. Best sports movies of all time. Where the hell is Beerfest?

The Mike Ditka episode 89. Andre Rison, of course, thinks he’s the best. TO is now providing a nutritious breakfast. John, The Duke and I visit conveyor belt sushi. Ronnie Brown gets a new contract. Rickey WIlliams tries to rub people the right way. Travis Henry goes up the river for 3 years. Richard Jefferson pulls a DNP on his wedding day. Darren Hambrick likes rape!

John is late to episode 88, the cocaine and hookers show. We talk about the
vomiting on the Michael Irvin reality show. Guest failure leads to bitter rambling.
Martellus Bennett gives us the Black Olympics. Ocho Cinco wants to TWitter during
games. And its a slow news week!

Here’s Dallas Cowboys TE Martellus Bennett’s “Black Olympics”

This week is the Dallas Cowboys player to be numbered later. Idiot John’s friend, Derek visits the show to do the three man weave. We discuss the baseball and cricket connection with the man from the emerald isle. We talk about Steve McNair’s unfortunate loss of connection with his mortal coil, that lady had crazy eye! Kobe Bryant calls the mayor Los Angeles an asshole. Tony Romo plays golf with Tiger Woods and loses in DC again.

Former NFL MVP Steve McNair was found dead today, details are still sketchy. Here’s the news story from News Channel 5 in Nashville.

Steve McNair Found Shot To Death

This is the Butch Johnson episode. We talk about the celebrity holocaust, Michael Jackson (and a special joke from Idiot Mark), Farah Fawcett, Ed McMahon and the great Billy Mays. We showcase with our interview with Matt Iseman host of Sports Soup on the Versus Network. Matt answers all of our dumb questions and proves he’s a real sports fan, but we thought that was obvious, man. Please join us in our folly, and don’t be a wiseacre.

Watch the show in 720p HD Video (Why would anyone look at idiots in HD?)

Audio (the way it’s meant to be enjoyed)

It’s the Kevin Ogletree Episode, yeah we don’t know who that is either. Another installment of your favorite hack fake internet sports radio show is ready for your approval. Serious Dave joins in on the skype. We talk Donte Stallworth and his troubles. Is Roy Williams the real deal? Will the Dallas Cowboys be a fantasy football disappointment? Listen three or four times, just to make sure you didn’t miss anything.

Want to know the behind the scenes story of Boom Goes the Dynamte. Here’s Rocketboom’s take with Know Your Meme – Boom Goes The Dynamite

The Jay Novacek episode number. Idiot
John photoshops Dave Campo as a the
Keebler elf E.L. Fudge. He’s the most
consistent Dallas Cowboys coach of all
time. Is TO still in the top 10 of fantasy
football wide receivers? A showdown
of the minds proves to be a fruitless
effort. An adult video company wants
to advertise on the Texans, why not dildo
helmets? Idiot Mark reviews the new
comedy The Hangover. Please wear
protective gear while listening to this
show.




Tom Coughlin Retires From Family To Spend More Time With Team

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Are the Cowboys douchebags? Mike Singletary thinks Vernon Davis is an ass. Jerry Jones is rich, fix the yellowing horrible teeth!

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